Tag Archives: Sean Bean

Patriot Games (1992).

Sean Bean is the villain. And he dies. This isn’t even a spoiler as it’s a given, for we are in the ’90s and this Mr. Bean was the go-to bad boy when a thriller needed a bit of Sheffield rough.

He’s actually okay in this, despite his wandering accent.

But Harrison Ford looks bored as hell. Everyone else looks bored. The Irish Peace Process looks bored.

I was also bored.

Boring movie.

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The Field (1990).

Was expecting a lot more from this one considering the thesps involved. 

It was so dull and grim, the story better left to the stage than the possibilities of cinema. And it’s not much of a story. I was mostly bored and halfway through could see what was coming.

Last year’s The Banshees of Inisherin (2022) came to mind in its tedium. 

Highlight of this is Tom Berenger turning up dressed like Dick Tracy. 

Nothing much to add here.

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Equilibrium (2002) is better than the Matrix sequels.

And I don’t know why it was ever associated with those mingers. It has guns and a similar theme. Wow!

There’s nothing particularly new or groundbreaking about Equilibrium (2002). It’s just a really well-made high-concept flick from someone straight out of a movie den who’s made it their quest to put into entertainment what they’ve absorbed from staples of the genre. All the usual tropes are here: regime offering order instead of chaos, Orwellian euphemisms and doublespeak, the conflicted civil servant.

“Who will guard the guards themselves?” will always provide plenty of movie material, and this is supremely stylish and flies by. It knows it’s shite. And that’s a good thing.

And Sean Bean dies in it. Which is inevitable.

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