Wanderings and … wonderings.

The minutiae and the level of detail is incredible, overloaded with seemingly inconsequential pish that isn’t relevant– the bickering, and the … bickering – and then it descends into the unknown.

If you lived in a world without the internet, you’d think this was ‘real’.

It’s scary, scary in a way in that you can vicariously experience the nightmare scenario the three ‘characters’ lose their shit in.

This is the American version of Man Bites Dog (1992).

Masterpiece.

Sadly, it spawned a lot of shite.

But that’s life.

Pathetic movie, in every single facet of its putrid being.

Here we have a slapdash piss-take excuse for a motion picture, the apex of post-Lock Stock rip-off … whatever this giant bucket of crap was or wished to be. Folk swear incessantly because the writer can’t think of any dialogue.

Visually it’s bollocks, and not even in a quirky way. Every single manky British actor in this is an embarrassment, a wee college acting course scrotum barely worthy of a TV soap. Even Robert Carlyle started to grate.

I’m so happy this movie bombed at the box office because I like to see bad things on this planet fail. Samuel L. Jackson appears to feature as he wanted to conduct a bit of anthropology.

Fucking awful.

This is a flawless film.

I tried to be a bit sneaky and identity a flaw in it, but I couldn’t find anything.

Well done.

Horrible movie, and much like JFK (1991), an acrobatic display in baroque style and technique, for no reason.

It appears to aim to be a condemnation of mass media and its obsession with lurid violence, yet luxuriates in the mayhem committed by our murderous couple. Decent soundtrack. However, another painful Robert Downey Jr. performance ruins any hope of a watchable movie emerging.

Definitely one of Oliver Stone’s worst, but it’s not down there with Alexander (2004).

About 34 minutes into this derivative drivel, I understood that Robert De Niro playing two non-related characters for no reason summed up the movie: POINTLESS.

Avoid like the plague (or anything).