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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) is quality.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1990) is a severely underappreciated movie.

It is dark, gritty, and violent; I’m shocked it was released as a PG-13. I find it highly amusing that they are tutored by this fuck-off rat with a Japanese accent. It’s a demonstration of respecting your elders.

The movie perfectly captures how bad New York was during that H. W. Bush era, a post-Reagan hangover from hell with crack epidemics, failed economics, and generally being surrounded by cunts. The picture, incredibly, almost approaches Scorsese in this regard.

And the music is worthy of a wank.

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