Cage arrives with the back catalogue assuring us of the inevitability that he would one day be a batshit Count Dracula. No one does barking like Cage
It’s a clever basis for a movie – Dracula and Renfield clocking up the decades, adjusting to the beguiling cultures. Beyond the premise, it’s tiresome, a monster of the week flavour to it, a weak episode of Buffy.
I wasn’t expecting anything remarkable; it’s fun enough as a hybrid of genres, even if Nicholas Hoult is content doing his best version of a Hugh Grant impersonation, having kept all his mannerisms from their time together many years ago.
Master Cage? He’s not in it enough. Maybe just make another Cage-led Dracula movie that’s about Dracula?








