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Dickie’s ‘accent’ in Jurassic Park (1993) is madness.

Presently watching Jurassic Park (1993).

Richard Attenborough’s ‘Scottish’ accent is even worse than Mel Gibson’s and Mrs. Doubtfire’s combined. After a litre of Aftershock between them.

I don’t even know what this accent is meant to be as I’ve never heard something like it before.

This movie is unique.

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Jurassic World: Fallen Franchise.

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Jurassic Park (1993) was the Jaws (1975) of the ’90s, another Spielberg game-changer, the apogee of the ‘blockbuster’. We’re five movies into this franchise now and the apple has fallen very far from the tree. I couldn’t believe the shit I was watching in Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom (2018). The picture gave the appearance of having nine different screenwriters, and all of them penning scenes from a crèche. And it’s made a fucking fortune. And there will be another one released before the end of a decade. Everything’s a copy of a copy of a copy. Dinosaurs are fairly captivating; they are getting lazy coverage in these movies.

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