Even a funny Anthony Hopkins can’t salvage this bombastic, pompous shitter that is by far the most boring film I’ve seen this year. Hopkins, playing a demented King Herod with an insatiable lust for life, knows it’s a joke of a film so decides to deliver some hammy lolz in exchange for his no doubt sizeable cheque.
And why not? Keep ’em coming, Mr. Hopkins.
Wanderings and ... wonderings. 
I’ve never seen it. I am guessing that I know why.
I’ve never seen it. I am guessing that I know why.
I’ve never seen it. I am guessing that I know why.