The Penguin Lessons (2024).

Roughly 43 minutes into this semi-charming, fully pedestrian tale about a cynic humanised by a penguin, I said to myself: “Why the fuck is this a movie?”

And then I went to sleep until I heard the sound of departing footsteps. 

I’m sure it was worthwhile for those in the audience who resisted the temptation to nap. 

What trivial pish.

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