
Formerly the House of Fraser, this prime slice of real estate will now allegedly house a rooftop cocktail bar. It won’t happen for two reasons: 1. The men in white coats don’t think that Scottish folk can be trusted to imbibe on rooftops; 2. We can’t be trusted to behave ourselves on rooftops, especially after a gin & tonic served in a slipper or whatever the fuck the Hipster zeitgeist utilise as highball glasses these days.
Bye for now.
Further reading:
Aren’t there already rooftop bars in Edinburgh? Harvey Nicks?
More than I thought: https://www.squaremeal.co.uk/restaurants/best-for/best-rooftop-bars-in-edinburgh-_9208
That’s good, I was thinking that I must have dreamt it!
There are other options:
1. They (the gov’t) didn’t realize how popular rooftop bars would be. Now, they need to either tax them, or find out who the rebellions are. Just my small addition.