I’m not sure of his exact birthday but Wee Boris will be coming up for five years now. I find it amusing that the world has gone completely mental over the past half decade, yet Wee Boris has been just essentially chilling, and has no conception of human affairs. He shits in a box and we clean it up. It must be great being a pampered animal. Ignorance is bliss.
Wanderings and ... wonderings. 
Lol.
It’s the kitty eyes, dammit! Don’t look in the eyes or you are in their spell! No one cleans litter boxes of his/her free will. Believe me! No one….!
(Boris is one handsome kitty, too.)